It’s not funny. Whoever has Marie and Cruz’s urls give it back. You don’t have to come forward just give them their urls back. I’m tired of this bullshit and it’s not funny anymore. Give it to them.
It’s not funny. If I figure out who you are before their urls are given up back to their owners it will not be pretty.
We couldn’t decide on it and instead of just making it formal themed, we thought about giving it an actual theme. Here’s what we’ve thought of so far:
We’re also open for suggestions. Send an ask to the main with what you want before Wednesday.
Top Story: Did you know that we have more men than ladies? Because lol we do. And here I thought women were suppose to be overpopulating the Earth, I think Paul told me something about that once. Anyway, we thought about the situation and the fact that— how funny it would be if we hosted a Sadie Hawkins Dance in these conditions. The guys can’t bitch and moan cause some dick got to the girl he wanted first and he’s left dateless cause the XX chromosome carriers all have dates. Nope, this time they can bitch and moan because the girls just really don’t want them and there’s no excuse for it. Great idea, right?
This Sadie Hawkins Dance will take place Wednesday. It’s a formal must. Treat it like your prom. More details of where and the set-up will be given when the day of the dance comes around. And ladies? Have fun picking your arm candy.
We’ve noticed that the dash has been… quiet. Which was kind of refreshing for about five hours before we all got bored and held ourselves back from throwing you into one room for a weekend with a random drug of our choice. You’re welcome for the self control. Instead, we decided to give you a few tips on how you can better your conversational life and stop boring the absolute fuck out of us.
If you were not here for the event last Wednesday, here’s the Chatzy log that we would like you to read. We’re eliminating godmodding when it comes to fights as well as we can, so make sure that you know what to do. If we see that you’re godmodding, we will take action.
We do have quota this week. So, do your shit or prepare to take point hits. As well as that, the activity rules are back in place. Three days and no activity, you get a message warning you - fourth day and no activity, you’re out. Unless, of course, there’s a reason.
Today we’re teaching you fuckers how to actually fight. After ten months of watching you guys fight like pussies, tonight you will be taught how to really do this shit. The walls and floors are padded, don’t worry. And you’ll be provided the karate uniform (which you ARE wearing — no ifs, ands or buts). Once you’re inside, just wait for further instructions.
Chatzy link: chatzy.com/townx (password protected. If you need the password, please send a message to the main or message townxleo on AIM.)
Paras are not being cancelled.
Due to the holidays, we obviously are being extremely lenient when it comes to activity within the next two weeks. Christmas and New Years is usually when people’s lives kick in, so, obviously we aren’t going to make you be active when you can’t be. TONIGHT you do have quota, don’t think you don’t. But next Thursday and the Thursday after — you do not. We encourage you to stay active if you can, obviously. But if you’re busy, don’t think your position in the RP will be questioned because it’s that time of year.
Have a very Merry Chrismukwanza and a good New Year.
Since you’re stuck in your respective places, we understand that you’ll probably get bored very soon, there are notebooks and pens that will be handed out to everyone. For this week, you can also write fanfiction for points, since we’re trying to find new ways of gathering energy through brain activity. Keep in mind that you’re still expected to meet quota this week, be it by writing or having sex. You’re allowed to post your fanfiction on your tumblr page, but remember that it should be written IC - your character is writing, not you. No one else can see what you write except for the council. MARK IT PROPERLY ON YOUR PARA PAGES IN A SEPARATE SECTION NAMED FANFICTION. For every thousand words you write, you’ll get one point - so, if you write a fanfic that is 3,680 words, you’ll get three points for it. If you write two fanfics that are 1,500 words each, keep in mind you’ll only get one point for each one of them, and so on.
Let me next point out that your writings do NOT have to be strictly smut. For your fanfiction, it isn’t the sex that will be getting you your ECs, it’s the word count. So, there’s honestly an endless number of possibilities for you to explore when it comes to this. As long as it’s about characters from Town X - you can have any ship, friendship, hateship, genre — basically whatever the hell you want in your fic. If you need help thinking of anything, look under the read more for some hopefully helpful ideas.
Pack enough things to last you for a few days. DO NOT bring in laptops or phones because you won’t be able to use them. There’s a big snowstorm coming and we need everyone to gather and be safe. Due to the fact that we can’t hold everyone in the same place for such an extended amount of time, you’ll be split in two groups, either in the police station or the hospital. If you have pets, drop them at Jeff’s Jungle and they’ll be looked after.
To know which group you are in, click here.
If you are in group A please use a shade of blue (shades of purple are acceptable too) for your character’s name. If you are in group B please use a shade of red (shades of orange are acceptable too).
This week, you can also earn ECs by writing fanfiction. More details on that will be released later. Quota is NOT lifted for this week. At some point the two groups will be able to communicate within each other, but there will be guidelines about that - until then, there’s NO communication between them. Keep in mind that while you cannot be on the dash or use cell phones, you still can and should use your time to reply to paras. The snow in will last from tonight until next tuesday going into wednesday at midnight.
AFTER THIS POST THERE ARE TO BE NO MORE DASH CONVERSATIONS.
Please go into the chatzy and wait for further instruction.
Chatzy link: http://www.chatzy.com/townx (password protected. If you don’t have the password, please IM townxdunby asking for it.)